aiden comes in crying, saying he is alright, but i follow him into the bathroom where he says he has some tree bark in his eye.
we finally sort out his eye with a bit of a baby wipe and a juice box to make him forget about his eye.
he goes back outside, picks up his plastic bat and then proceeds to try and "destroy" our tree..
i tell him that's not very nice and not to hit the tree.
aiden: but i have to destroy this tree, because when i grow up to be 28 and i have a girlfriend i have to destroy this tree to build a house for her just like this one so we can be married.
i tell him we don't own that tree and he doesn't haven't to destroy a tree to build his house, but i am not sure he was even listening to me at that point he had wandered off with his juice box.