aiden: I want bigger toys, and a bigger house, and i am a big boy, so i am getting married!
me: who are you getting married to?
aiden: everyone!
me: you cant marry everyone, you can only marry one person. so who do you want to get married to?
aiden: daddy and you..
...me: you can only get married to one person, and you stay married to them forever.
aiden: and ever?
me: forever and ever, so if you had to pick any boy or girl, who do you want to marry?
aiden: dad.

 

 

whatever!

aiden: *sighs* everybody hates me.
me: why do you think everyone hates you?
aiden: because im not allowed to do anything..
me: except play with your toys or watch tv?
aiden: *sighs* yeah.



life is tough lol

aiden got his hair cut yesterday to get him ready for the new school year, we didnt go to shear madness, im still mad at them for messing up bella's first hair cut.. we went to supercuts instead..
after getting a great new haircut, and he does look really great.. he recieved a lollipop for being so good.. he chose grape.. as we are getting into the car aiden says:
This Tastes like Allergies!
me: *huge smile and giggles*.. you mean it tastes like your allergy medicine?
aiden: yeah, it tastes like allergies
me: your allergy medicine is grape flavored, and that lollipop is grape flavored.
aiden: no, it just tastes like allergies....

aiden is sat at the counter, throwing a temper tantrum because i set the timer while he eats.. since he never eats a meal in a timely way.
aiden: (squealing and bouncing up and down in his chair)
me: is that good manners?
aiden: no
me: then why are you doing it?
aiden: because im mad that you set the timer..
me: and why did i set the timer?
aiden: because i dont eat.
me: and why dont you eat?
aiden: because im a kid.
me: fair enough.