Definition

Aiden: I'm poor.
(this is as he is tucking into a breakfast of french toast, banana's and juice)
me: you are not poor.
Aiden: yes I am, I'm poor because I can't go to school.
(it takes me a while after this to realise he is saying this because we can't afford to send him to the private school we sent him to last year)
me: poor means you don't have any money.
Aiden. no it doesn't
( i get the ipad and look it up on the dictionary app and show him)
me: see, that's what poor means. if there is anything you don't know what it means, you can look it up here.

aiden then looks up the definition of poop.

aiden for the past couple of days has been saying something i have no idea where he picked up, every time he said i told him that was not something he should say, it was not appropriate.. i had no idea where he got it from, until last night..
(this is when we are watching an episode of Shaun the Sheep..)

aiden: TITTY UP, TITTY UP!

me: aiden you should not say that, titty is not a word you should say.

aiden: Oh.. its TIDY up, I meant to say TIDY...

me: yes, its tidy up...
(the episode was obviously about cleaning)