this is from last week
aiden has just got up.
me: hey buddy, did ya sleep good? did you have nice dreams?
aiden: no i was dreaming about monsters.
me: what kind of monsters?
aiden: no no, i was in the monsters memory..
me: what were you doing there?
aiden: i was trying to get to his dance core..
me: what is his dance core for?
aiden: it makes him go to sleep.
me: why you were trying to make him go to sleep?
aiden: Because of my balloons..
me: was he trying to pop your balloons?
aiden: .. yeah


i think i let him watch too much "Adventure Time"

aiden: I want bigger toys, and a bigger house, and i am a big boy, so i am getting married!
me: who are you getting married to?
aiden: everyone!
me: you cant marry everyone, you can only marry one person. so who do you want to get married to?
aiden: daddy and you..
...me: you can only get married to one person, and you stay married to them forever.
aiden: and ever?
me: forever and ever, so if you had to pick any boy or girl, who do you want to marry?
aiden: dad.

 

 

whatever!

aiden: *sighs* everybody hates me.
me: why do you think everyone hates you?
aiden: because im not allowed to do anything..
me: except play with your toys or watch tv?
aiden: *sighs* yeah.



life is tough lol

aiden got his hair cut yesterday to get him ready for the new school year, we didnt go to shear madness, im still mad at them for messing up bella's first hair cut.. we went to supercuts instead..
after getting a great new haircut, and he does look really great.. he recieved a lollipop for being so good.. he chose grape.. as we are getting into the car aiden says:
This Tastes like Allergies!
me: *huge smile and giggles*.. you mean it tastes like your allergy medicine?
aiden: yeah, it tastes like allergies
me: your allergy medicine is grape flavored, and that lollipop is grape flavored.
aiden: no, it just tastes like allergies....

aiden is sat at the counter, throwing a temper tantrum because i set the timer while he eats.. since he never eats a meal in a timely way.
aiden: (squealing and bouncing up and down in his chair)
me: is that good manners?
aiden: no
me: then why are you doing it?
aiden: because im mad that you set the timer..
me: and why did i set the timer?
aiden: because i dont eat.
me: and why dont you eat?
aiden: because im a kid.
me: fair enough.

over the past few days aiden and I have ended up with different conversations about food..
on Tuesday I was over at my my mothers, we had filled up the little kiddie pool, and aiden and i were playing restaurant with it, he would dip his fingers in the pool, or use the floating rings in it to pretend they were some sort of kitchen..
aiden: ok mommy, what do you want to eat next! ( he was pretending the floatie ring was a giant donut, and he had already been bringing me coffee and donuts, we were now moving on to the main menu)
me: bbq pulled pork, baked beans, coleslaw, and corn bread!
aiden: coming right up!... here ya go! ( i eat pretend food)
aiden: what would you like next!
me: turkey, stuffing, mashed potato's and gravy...(aiden serves me pretend food, i eat it)
aiden: ok mommy what do you want now?
me: i think i will move on to the desert menu now chef aiden!  I want Apple pie, pumpkin pie, lemon pie, key lime pie, rhubarb pie, and chocolate cake!
(aiden pretends to bring me a giant platter of desert.. i eat said platter)
aiden: ok now what..
me: i think i need a little time to digest all that.
aiden: you don't need more time.. what next, ( he stands at the pool, looking at me, floatie ring in hand.)
me: I'll have, steak and mushroom pie.. (this is where he cuts me off)
aiden: WHAT!! you don't want desert?!
me: i already had deserts.
aiden: *exasperated sigh* Ugh, i don't think you are hungry any more!
(walks away from pool)

did i mention, aiden HATES mushrooms.. hahahaha


ok, so i am making dinner yesterday, aiden is trying to recite off a list of snacks he is wanting right then and there..
me: aiden i am making dinner, i want you to eat your dinner, not snacks.
aiden: what are you making for dinner?
me: i am making beef wellington.
aiden: Ewww, i dont want beef wellington! its gross!
me: aiden, beef wellington is one of your daddy's favorite dishes, it comes from England, and you were born in England, Beef Wellington is delicious.
aiden: I am not from England, i do not like beef wellington, i like cheese pizza, and cheeseburgers!
me: well you are definitely American there...

look over at counter, aiden is not in his chair, not eating his breakfast.
me: Aiden, what are you doing?
Aiden: (from bathroom) I had the massive poops!
ahh good times, good times!